[GAME] Fm Story

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Alright, the rules are simple:
- We need to come up with a funny story by posting two words in every post
Example:
User1: One
User2: One day
UserX: Onde day I
User1: One day I fell
User: Onde day I fell in etc..
- Keep swearing and bad words in general to a minimum
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One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door

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New post by Wilson Today at 06:07
One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying

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New post by Wilson Today at 07:35
One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it

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Post by Wilson Today at 06:56
One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died.

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that, the lucky

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that, the lucky ghosts weren't

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that, the lucky ghosts weren't pleased with

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that, the lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. Te lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. Te lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. Te lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him