[GAME] Fm Story

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Alright, the rules are simple:
- We need to come up with a funny story by posting two words in every post
Example:
User1: One
User2: One day
UserX: Onde day I
User1: One day I fell
User: Onde day I fell in etc..
- Keep swearing and bad words in general to a minimum
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I'll start:

One

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. Te lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him a mouse

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came
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Please don't just post random words, it is also the point that the sentences have sense. The example is the current one: The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came..... How does he came part have anything to do with the fist part of the sentence. So please try make sentences funny and logical. Thank you

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for

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That's the point of the coma. Sometimes the story does not go as where you want it to go, that's the thing I like about it, it's like plot twisting. This is how I want it to turn out:

The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for vengeance, so he---

Of course, I still want plot twists, rest is for others. Understand that the sentence is not yet done, you can't possibly say, "he came.", that depends on the next poster.

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so

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New post by Ruzmarin Today at 16:16
One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to

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That last sentence was crap in the end.

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics

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Yea. Still, who doesn't like Ange's great work coffee?

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzman's

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for