[GAME] Fm Story

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Alright, the rules are simple:
- We need to come up with a funny story by posting two words in every post
Example:
User1: One
User2: One day
UserX: Onde day I
User1: One day I fell
User: Onde day I fell in etc..
- Keep swearing and bad words in general to a minimum
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I'll start:

One

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she then ate.

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she then ate.

The pirates

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she then ate.

The pirates then made

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she then ate.

The pirates then made the biggest

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she then ate.

The pirates then made the biggest mistake in

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she then ate.

The pirates then made the biggest mistake in their lives

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she then ate.

The pirates then made the biggest mistake in their lives when they

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she then ate.

The pirates then made the biggest mistake in their lives when they threw Octopus

Sorry for necro post ._.

One ghost was wondering how it could be flying without hands. Mortals were wondering why their eyes fell after Wilson kissed goodnight their pets. So Ruzmarin was flying, slaughtering, singing, dancing and finishing until everyone died. Samantha went freaking overdrive knowing Ange could ban Ruzmarin for killing innocent members. All ghosts then realized Samantha is not actually a mortal but a witch. She used her nose, twitching it, then turning to Ruzmarin and slapped the daylight out of him. Samantha then kissed herself goodbye.
'Forum is now closed' it does what it does that most when Ange went and pushed the locked door, revealing a flying sheep. Ange mounted the flying sheep, spurred so it and flew through the wall, crashing its concrete it died. Ange managed somehow to survive that. The lucky ghosts weren't pleased with Ange's magics nor scripting, so they turned him into a mouse. The flying sheep reincarnated into Wilson, he came wanting for Ruzmarin's hand because of his admiration to Ange's great work coffee. Samantha was so happy to learn magics that she could use it for reviving everyone that died during Ruzmarin's mass murder, she baked waffles for celebration.

Octopus was floating, carcasses of super sheep drifted along by the giant squid that likes to eat human flesh and bones. Octopus was slowly drifting through the sea cavern, when suddenly he rammed the hidden treasure pirates. Those pirates heard the cries of flirty mermaids cliff diving across forums. Octopus tried to spelunk his way down the cliffs, reaching for nothing but emptiness and oblivion. The mermaids did not notice Octopus doing something absolutely extraordinary which could instantly kill the whole population of ridiculously cute frozen puppies. One mermaid told the bony pirates that she felt intimidated because Samantha and Octopus were loving the thought that Poser got killed, but he barely survived because he's super skilled.

Nerdy Poser isn't nerdy, nor super skilled but a none-hottie. But Poser started crying because fake crocodile tears welled Samantha's superpowers off-scale eyes. Samantha tired to cry a river to convince FMDesign that she's good. She failed so bad that she cried Octopus away as a moderator in a million and one pieces. Queen Elizabeth tried to fake her way into the expensive brothel the pirates then grabbed and set her free, off to do the King's laundry which she then ate.

The pirates then made the biggest mistake in their lives when they threw Octopus over the edge